Simian Claw?
Simian Claw Ancient Relics is a company that specializes in acquiring rare items and selling them to heroes and adventurers. We are able to sell these priceless artifacts for incredibly discounted rates because all buyers will pay an additional “price” later on. This pricing structure is what allows us to get legendary equipment in your hands for so cheap.
Ignore all the 1-star reviews people leave us. We are upfront at the start that we do NOT accept returns and we CANNOT reverse the transactions once they take place. Wield these relics at your own risk. Safety not guaranteed.
At Simian Claw, we sell certified rare relics that may or may not be enchanted. We source these relics ethically from… places. All of our relics come with a certificate of authenticity and possibly an explanation of the relic’s power. We don’t guarantee any specific enchantments or any enchantments at all. No refunds.
All Sales Final.
Who is Simian Claw?
Wandering Merchant Rarsache
Chief of Sales
NAME: Rarsache Syzygin, Son of Agmir the Cruel
CONTACT: Simianclaw@gmail.com
CREDENTIALS:
Level 46 Rogue
Active Gorgolonian Army (144E3 - 144E9)
Manager at Hero Tavern (2012-2015)
3 years NPC Reserve (Non-player character)
Realm-walker Lifetime Achievement Award Recipient
Banned from Linkedin.com and doesn’t know why
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