Arcus: The Drunken Menace

9/10

“I saw him impale a child with his horn…But other than that he did the mission as described… but still…. Jesus Christ…” 

- Ethan S.

 
 

Fuck the Earth Police.

  • Jonah S.

    “Working with Arcus really reminded me the spirit of America is still alive and thriving. I love this country and I love my life. God bless you, you crazy unicorn.”

  • Sarah F.

    “I think he took my wallet”

  • Becca R.

    “Good service; communication could use some work. He just stared at me half the time without moving or saying anything”

  • Amanda L.

    “He vomitted rainbow sparkles.”